
По просьбе Not Ginger, под катом фигня, которую я себе писала про SGA.
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Сначала немного SG-1 :D
Jack: So I have this piece of intel and we probably should do this thing…
SG-1: Wait, where did you get the intel?
Jack: I um… ermm… I speak to my… dead… boyfriend...
SG-1: Wow, for real?
Jack: …yeah, all the time…
SG-1: About what?
Jack: …so you think, it’s like… normal????
Teal’c: Actually, I speak to him too.
Jack: OK HANDS OFF MY – I mean, why didn’t you tell anyone?
Teal’c: Why didn’t you?
Jack: He’s my boyfriend! I have the right to have hallucinations of my boyfriend all I like!
Jonas: Right, I’m getting sick of this – back to business!
Jack: But I still haven’t figured out why Teal’c is talking to my dead boyfriend!
Hammond: Figure it out later. Now go do whatever your dead boyfriend told you to do.
Daniel and Carter: We wanna go to Atlantis! We wanna go to Atlantis! We wanna go-
Jack: Your leashes are not long enough for another fucking galaxy!
Daniel and Carter: Oookay. General, we’re your scientists, not dogs!
Jack: I meant it in a sexy way.
Carter: Can one of us go?
Jack: And you figure I’ll allow that how?
Carter: You don’t have enough stamina, sorry, time for both of us, anyway. We feel neglected constantly.
Daniel: Yeah. I’m this close to finding a girlfriend.
Jack: Girlfriend??? That’s it, drop your pants -
Hammond: Okay, I don’t have to witness this. Get your bag, Daniel, we’re going to Atlantis.
Daniel: Yay!!!
Carter: *sigh* Does it mean I’ll be dropping the pants now?
Daniel: Rejoice! The days of neglect are over for you! Ok, bye, I’m off – either to Atlantis or to find myself a girlfriend, who knows, so many possibilities now when the leash is gone!
Carter: prepares to drop the pants
Jack: Oh, get lost, I’m not in the mood.
Carter: What, it only works for you when one of us is there to watch or something?
/// Didn’t initially want to watch S9-10 of cos of the team change, but okay, it’s basically a Farscape crossover now. :D Vala and Mitchell aren’t some new characters I gotta get used to, they’re Chrichton and Aeryn and I used to like them and ship them af, so I’ve no problem with them. :D Kinda not a fan of Daniel/Vala, both cos Daniel is still Jack’s and Vala, in my mind, is supposed to be Mitchell’s, but overall, the show actually got better from s7-8, when the narrative was stagnating all over the place.
Oh, and Claudia Black brought Farscape aliens along with her. XD
/// Probably how it goes all the time. XD
SG-1 team: Ok, we lost Daniel.
Jack: *sigh* Lost as in, dead? Captured? Disappeared?
SG-1 team: …yes?
Jack: Right. Anyway...
No one’s even bothered anymore when Daniel goes missing and maybe dies – eh, moving on, he’ll show up sooner or later. XD Idk even, if that’s belief he can’t stay dead or away from SGC, or is everyone tired of going through grief and worry about him and are ‘ugh whatever’ at this point. XD
Много SGA
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