Murphy’s law in fanfiction.

A lot of faves, attractive summary. Unfinished.
Finished and a lot of faves. Wrong pairing.
Pairing is right, finished, faved a lot. Summary sucks.
Interesting summary, complete, otp. OOC.
Quality is amazing. Short.
Everything seems great, IC, long. Boring.
Plot is good, otp is IC, complete, long. Contains a massive squick.
Plot is enthralling, otp rocks and is IC, multichapter, kinky, smart. The only fic author has ever written for that fandom.